Crazy Clown – Dark Lord Boglin

GLOWS IN THE DARK!

From the Bogologist Field Guide (4th Edition):

“For many years, Crazy Clown was considered to be just a myth. Bogobones and Blobkin were said to whisper stories about him in children’s ears at night as they slept, giving them horrible nightmares.

Many say Crazy Clown pulls horrible practical jokes on other Boglins and sometimes humans too. He has been known to put whipped cream in people’s hands at night so they wake up with a faceful in the morning.

The rumors about him spread like wildfire and everyone cowers at the sound of his name. So don’t ever whisper his name three times in the dark at night in the Boglands less he sneak up on you and give you the Hee Bee Gee Bees!

Oh, please, whatever you do, don’t play the Bee Gees!”